Thug Cakes - 2 Jars - Pickup/Delivery

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Want to try our Thug Cakes?  Add 2 jars to your delivery order

Each jar weighs 9 oz / 260 grams

Paleo Treats - Made with Love

    • Thug Cakes enjoy wild popularity at our store so we wanted to offer 'em for delivery.  

      These are best enjoyed cold; make sure you pop 'em in the fridge when they arrive.

      When you need a quick and easy dessert that is delicious and made with ONLY real food ingredients, these are perfect!

      We are CRAZY about customer service, with a legendary guarantee (ALL your money back AND keep the cakes if you're not happy), extremely knowledgeable reps on our Live Chat box, and owners who understand the vital importance of a dessert that tastes like a reward AND actually supports your health.


      Ingredients - Triple Berry: Cashews, coconut milk, dates, mixed berries, maple syrup, coconut oil, sunflower seeds, almonds, coconut nectar, lemon, vanilla, himalayan salt

      Ingredients - Tiramisu: Cashew nuts, dates, coconut oil, coconut milk, coconut nectar, maple syrup, sunflower seeds, almonds, coffee, desiccated coconut, cacao powder*, vanilla, himalayan salt

      Ingredients - Key Lime Pie: Pecans, almonds, coconut, lime, maple syrup, cashews, dates, coconut milk, salt, vanilla, spirulina

      Ingredients - Chocolate: Cashews, Dates, Coconut Nectar, Coconut Oil, Almonds, Sunflower Seeds, Coconut, Cacao, Vanilla, Himalayan Salt

      Ingredients - Passionfruit: Cashews, Maple Syrup, Cacao Butter, Pecans, Almonds, Passionfruit, Coconut Milk, Dates, Mango, Coconut Oil, Lime, Vanilla, Himalayan Salt


      Ingredients - Pumpkin Cheesecake:  Pumpkin, Cashews, Dates, Coconut Oil, Maple Syrup, Almonds, Sunflower Seeds, Coconut Nectar, Coconut Milk, Pecans, Tahini, Spices, Himalayan Salt, Vanilla

    • Manufactured in a facility that produces products that contain wheat, soy, eggs, milk, peanuts, and tree nuts.

What to Expect

These are (like all Paleo Treats®) damnably delicious and are backed by our 100% guarantee.

Paleo Treats® use NO stabilizers, NO preservatives, NO synthetic stick-around junk; these are pure whole food desserts made from Paleo ingredients.

Paleo Treats are truepaleo. Truepaleo signifies a strict adherence to paleo principles, indicating only ingredients that were available before the onset of agriculture. It is the strictest certification in the Paleo world and only awarded to the very few products that meet its extraordinarily high standards. Truepaleo: If there is any doubt, there is no doubt.

No Gluten--No Grain--No Dairy--All Natural!


We DO NOT ship to PO boxes. We ship via FedEx or USPS depending on speed and cost. If you have a known issue with either carrier, PLEASE let us know when you order and we’ll get you taken care of. Any free shipping offers apply only to the US. We ship USPS to HI, AK, APO and FPO. We do ship international via USPS, you'll see a quote during the checkout process. Our intention is always to get you your Treats in the best possible condition.

Don't love it? Let us know and we'll refund or re-ship. Seriously.

If we're shipping outside the lower 48 US States (international, AK, HI, etc) the additional shipping cost is shown in the cart. Want more?

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