Custom Box - 3 x 4
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Want to split your dozen into 3 sets of 4? Easy.
Choose the three sets of Treats you want and we'll take care of the rest! The total Treats in this box will be 12.
These are "orgasmically good" (actual customer quote) and made of strictly Paleo ingredients; no gluten, grain, or dairy.
This pack is the best way to get three sets of Treats (if you want to try all of them go here).
Bandito
INGREDIENTS: almond flour, roasted almond butter, coconut oil, honey, cacao butter, flax meal, dried unsweetened coconut, cacao powder, vanilla extract, sea salt
NUTRITION FACTS:
Serving size: 1.76 oz (50g),
Servings per Container: 1
Amount per Serving: Calories: 300
Fat Cal: 230
Total Fat: 26g (40%DV)
Sat. Fat: 11g (55% DV)
Trans Fat: 0g
Cholesterol: 0mg (0% DV)
Sodium:100mg (4%DV)
Total Carb: 13g (4% DV)
Dietary Fiber: 5g (20% DV)
Sugars: 7g
Protein: 6g
Vit A: (0% DV)
Vit C: (0% DV)
Calcium (8% DV)
Iron (10% DV)
Percent Daily Values (DV) are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.
Brownie Bomb
INGREDIENTS: honey, pecans, eggs, coconut oil, cacao powder, almond flour. That is it, and that is all.
NUTRITION FACTS:
Serving Size 1.7 oz (48 g)
2 servings per container. Yep, it’s that rich.
Amount Per Serving:
Calories: 220
Fat Cal: 140
Total Fat: 16g
Sat Fat: 6g
Trans Fat: 0g
Cholesterol: 45mg
Sodium: 20mg
Total Carb: 18g
Dietary Fiber: 2g
Sugars: 14g
Protein: 4g
Vit A: 2% DV
Calcium: 2% DV
Iron: 6% DV
Percent Daily Values (DV) are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.
Manufactured in a facility that produces products that contain wheat, soy, eggs, milk, peanuts and tree nuts.
Cacao Now
INGREDIENTS: honey, cacao butter, almonds, raisins, cacao powder, pistachios, goji berries
NUTRITION FACTS:
Serv. Size: 1 Cookie 1.8 oz (51g)
Amount per Serving:
Calories: 260
Fat Cal: 170
Total Fat: 19g (29% DV)
Sat. Fat: 9g (45% DV)
Trans Fat: 0g
Cholesterol: 0g
Sodium: 5mg (0% DV)
Total Carb: 23g (8% DV)
Dietary Fiber: 3g (12% DV)
Sugars: 17g
Protein: 3g
Vit. A: (0% DV)
Vit. C: (0% DV)
Calcium: (4% DV)
Iron: (6% DV)
Percent Daily Values (DV) are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.
Manufactured in a facility that produces products that contain wheat, soy, eggs, milk, peanuts and tree nuts.
Mac Attack
INGREDIENTS: shredded coconut, egg whites, honey, cacao powder, cacao nibs, vanilla extract
NUTRITION FACTS: Serv size: 1 Cookie (50g)
Amount per Serving:
Calories: 210
Fat Cal: 140
Total Fat: 16g (25%DV)
Sat. Fat: 13g (65% DV)
Trans Fat: 0g
Cholesterol: 0g
Sodium: 40mg (2% DV)
Total Carb: 17g (6% DV)
Dietary Fiber: 5g (20% DV)
Sugars: 12g
Protein: 4g
Vit A: (0% DV)
Vit C: (0% DV)
Calcium: (2% DV)
Iron: (6% DV)
Percent Daily Values (DV) are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.
Manufactured in a facility that produces products that contain wheat, soy, eggs, milk, peanuts and tree nuts.
Mustang Bar
INGREDIENTS: almond butter (roasted almonds), coconut oil, walnuts, honey, almonds, raisins, pumpkin seeds, almond flour, coconut, vanilla, salt
NUTRITION FACTS:
Serv size: 1 Cookie (51g)
Amount per Serving:
Calories: 290
Fat Cal: 220
Total Fat: 25g (38% DV)
Sat. Fat: 9g (45% DV)
Trans Fat: 0g
Cholesterol: 0mg
Sodium: 75mg (3% DV)
Total Carb: 15g (5% DV)
Dietary Fiber: 3g (12% DV)
Sugars: 9g
Protein: 7g
Vit A: (0% DV)
Vit C: (0% DV)
Calcium: (6% DV),
Iron: (8% DV)
Percent Daily Values (DV) are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.
Manufactured in a facility that produces products that contain wheat, soy, eggs, milk, peanuts and tree nuts.
Rocket
INGREDIENTS: honey, cacao butter, eggs, coconut oil, cacao powder, almonds, espresso coffee, vanilla extract
NUTRITIONS FACTS:
Serv size: 1 Cookie, (60g)
Servings per Container: 1
Amount per Serving:
Calories: 280
Fat Cal: 190
Total Fat: 21g (32%DV)
Sat. Fat: 14g (70% DV)
Trans Fat: 0g
Cholesterol: 40mg (13% DV)
Sodium: 20mg (1%DV)
Total Carb: 24g (8% DV)
Dietary Fiber: 2g (8% DV)
Sugars: 19g
Protein: 4g
Vit A: (0% DV)
Vit C: (0% DV)
Calcium (2% DV)
Iron (15% DV)
Percent Daily Values (DV) are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.
Manufactured in a facility that produces products that contain wheat, soy, eggs, milk, peanuts, and tree nuts.
Can I choose which treats go into my box?
Yes! You pick any three sets of four treats, and we’ll pack your custom dozen exactly how you like it.
Are these desserts suitable for people avoiding refined sugar?
Yes—they’re sweetened only with pure honey, never refined sugar or artificial sweeteners.
Do the treats need to be refrigerated?
Yes, for the best freshness and texture. Keep them in the fridge for up to 10 days or in the freezer for up to 60 days.
How big is each treat?
Each treat is individually portioned, around 1.7–2.1 oz depending on the variety.
Are these treats good for meal prep or travel?
Yes. They’re dense, portable, and hold up well in an insulated bag or cooler.
Do you offer a sampler that includes every flavor?
Yes, if you’d like to try all of them, check out our full variety pack—it includes every Paleo Treat flavor.
Can I mix and match different flavors in one set?
Each set includes four of the same flavor, but since you choose three sets, you can mix and match across your dozen.
Do the treats contain caffeine?
Only the Rocket flavor includes espresso. All other flavors are caffeine-free.
Are the treats organic?
We don’t list them as certified organic because it's expensive to certify and generally bullshit, but we use clean, simple ingredients that meet Paleo standards.
How long does shipping take?
Orders usually ship Monday or Tuesday with insulated packaging and typically arrive Wednesday or Thusday anywhere in the US.