One man, one journey, one pumpkin. 3 rounds. Welcome home, amigo. There's a story behind this that you may never know. Trust me, with this guy, I guarantee it's strange AND hilarious. Enjoy the show!
I can't tell you much about this one; it ain't my story to tell. This is about the only part of it ever posted publicly, and it's funny even without any context. Well, funny in a rough sort of way, but...this is a rough dude.
Too much reading...
How about dessert?