The longer answer? It depends. While alcohol is not allowed if you are following a plan like the 21 Day Sugar Detox™, alcohol isn’t strictly forbidden if you are like most Paleo life-rs.
Be sure to keep this info on the DL so the Paleo Police won’t catch you. You should also plan to keep it to a once in a while treat to make sure that alcohol doesn’t have a detrimental effect on your health.
If you are going to indulge in an alcoholic drink, most Paleo peeps will tell you that your best bet is to stick with wine. Many of the Pioneers of Paleo agree that wine is the closest thing to paleo-friendly alcohol. After all, it’s made from grapes, which our ancestors definitely consumed. Most likely they ate fermented fruits (aka what wine is) as well.
After grapes are harvested, they are taken into a winery, they are crushed, and yeast is introduced to start fermentation. Then, we wait. Then we drink. (Chin chin!)
Some may argue that cavemen didn’t make wine, but if they ever ate old grapes or fruits that had begun to ferment, one can argue that they did possibly consume some alcohol, so let’s just go with it, ok?
From this you can say wine is KINDA SORTA Paleo. If you are a Paleo perfectionist you may choose to leave now. ;)
One great thing about wine is the number of organic wineries that offer wines. Being organic, you can feel safe in knowing that the use of chemical sprays is going to be limited.
Best of all, organic wines should have limited additives, and limited (or no) sulfites. Many regions have great choices for local wine, which should please even those pesky Paleo Police.
Be sure to not overindulge just because wine is considered a safe Paleo drink. Alcohol still isn't considered "healthy."
When it comes to liquor, there are a few liquors that are gluten free, but you’ll be hard pressed to find a liquor that truly follows the principles of Paleo. You are more likely to find artificial coloring or hidden gluten ingredient in liquors than in wine.
Sure, there are liquors out there that may fit the Paleo bill (Ciroc vodka – made from grapes, not grains, and 100% agave tequila are decent choices), but another concern when it comes to liquor is the habit of mixing liquor with something else if that something else isn’t water or ice.
Most common mixers are NOT paleo, so when given the choice between wine and liquor, I’d choose wine every time to be safe.
Beer is definitely NOT paleo. Unfortunately for all those beer lovers out there, beer contains gluten, which is one of the biggest No-Nos in Paleo. While not everyone who follows Paleo is sensitive to gluten, we all know what gluten does to our bodies. It’s bad, guys.
Hard Cider is one option, other than wine, that may be acceptable while following the Paleo diet. Be sure to avoid anything with unnatural coloring, as there may be additives that contain gluten, or other harmful ingredients.
While we can agree that there are some alcoholic beverages that fit well into the Paleo diet, it's important to remember the cons of alcohol, even if it's just to remind ourselves to keep things in moderation:
My recommendation is to choose an organic red wine over white wine; though sometimes a nice glass of Pinot Grigio does hit the spot.
I suggest red because it is filled with antioxidants that lower the risk of heart disease – when consumed in moderation.
It’s important to remember that just like with Paleo Treats®, a glass of wine is exactly that – a treat! Eating many treats in one sitting isn’t going to help your overall health (or your waistline).
Author's note: Michelle’s fave organic wine. No I don’t get free wine for sharing that…. But I’ll take it if they want to send it to me. (wink wink)
The food pairing suggestions on the bottle don’t gel well with paleo, so I’ll give you my own pairing suggestion below:
“This wine is best paired with kids in bed, while writing an article for Paleo Treats, or sitting in the backyard with a fire roaring in the fire pit. It’s also ideal with any type of meat, veggies, dark chocolate, or a Cacao Now.”
Too much reading...
How about dessert?